Every time I drink whiskey straight, I can feel my beard grow.
"It feels so good, dude. It feels good to take a slam. A little masonite burn, a little scar, a little blood. You’re like, “God! I’m alive!” Yeah, it felt hella good."
"1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."